Satire
Short stories and rants on global politics, sometimes featuring old men with small hands and bad haircuts.
The Friday Rant: The Olive Branch
Dear Bill, It’s been a while since we spoke and I’m sorry, I should have called or sent a text. I know you’ve been avoiding me because I lost my temper, but it was a long time ago and we should let…
Monday Rant: Donald Trump's Secret Membership Application
Secret and not so secret communications from the realm of the Lizard Lords showing Donald's application for membership of the Dastardly Dictators club has been
If only we could still see them
When I was a boy I imagined the world of the future. Nowhere in my imagination were the wars, the famine, the brutality and mindless division of today’s world.
And the poor shall eat the rich
Here’s a confident prediction for you – sooner or later people will notice the Emperor is butt naked, has twenty trillion plus in unpayable debt, is running yet
The Friday Rant: Modern-day generals too dumb to know there's supposed to be a point to war.
It was back in the early sixteenth century that Nicholas Machiavelli wrote The Prince. It was a guide to his employers, the Medici rulers of Italy, on how to profit from waging war. Nick became so…
Men of god growing fat on the flock.
A wise friend said something to me that encapsulates the truth of so many who profit from religion. He said: 'Dele, if you believed in God the way you believe you're wearing the shirt on your back,…