Satire
Short stories and rants on global politics, sometimes featuring old men with small hands and bad haircuts.
The Clankers Are Telling Stories Now
A father lets AI write his children's storybook, so he never has to think about what they read again.
World Book Day at St Dastardly's
It's World Book Day at St Dastardly's School for Wannabe Dictators, and the children can't wait for the bonfire.
A Zen State of Mind
How to stay calm and not let anyone on social media get to you.
In homage to the conspiracy theorists of the COVID-19 age
I was moved to write this post because I woke up and realised that conspiracy theorists are a category of people. I've been wasting my time debunking myths.
The Friday Rant: How to tell if you're a geek
When I was a boy in Nigeria the #1 goal of a football player was to get a ‘window’, what in England is known as a nutmeg. Spectators and players would cheer if
The Friday Rant: Are you tired of living in the average world?
Bob has an IQ of 140. This makes him very smart but not a genius. Jane, Peter and Paul have IQs of 100, 90 and 70 respectively. The average IQ of this group is 100. The question is: would you…