Short Stories and Political Satire

Theresa May is too smart to sack Boris. She's taking him down with her.

Once upon a time there was a school bully called Donny. Born rich, and not bad looking, he epitomised the saying that the good Lord giveth, and the good Lord taketh away, because Donny had less sense than he was born with and a mouth that could make a lie just by opening. As his nanny would say: ‘catch dat boy with a biscuit in his mouth, and him gonna swallow an’ deny it.’ If Donny hadn’t been such an awful child one might have felt sorry for a poor little rich boy with tiny hands, weird orange complexion no sun ever made, and hair so strange the cruel kids said his mom had bleached a dead badger and glued it to his head. We meet Donny on a cool September day (that he’s wearing a jacket is