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The Clankers Are Telling Stories Now
I saw something on LinkedIn that really saddened me. Someone had posted about how he'd used Gemini AI to create a storybook, so now he...
Dele Sikuade
Aug 83 min read
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World Book Day at St Dastardly's
It’s World Book Day, and at St Dastardly’s School for Wannabe Dictators the kids had turned up in mufti. The kids were always excited...
Dele Sikuade
Mar 63 min read
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A Zen State of Mind
I read today that the US has paused military aid to Ukraine. I don’t know what the outcome of this will be, but I find it mildly...
Dele Sikuade
Mar 44 min read
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Lockdown is a lie. So is the end of it.
Boris shut nothing. If he announced the reopening of pubs and restaurants, and a festival to celebrate the end of lockdown, we’d ignore him
Dele Sikuade
Apr 25, 20205 min read
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An alternative for the conspiracy theorists of the COVID-19 age
I was moved to write this post because I woke up and realised that conspiracy theorists are as much a category of people as any other....
Dele Sikuade
Apr 18, 20208 min read
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The Thursday Rant: The Minoads Awards
This week’s award goes to John Allen Chau, who thought it was his duty to preach about a magic Jewish prophet to the Sentinelese people, a p
Dele Sikuade
Nov 23, 20183 min read
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The Thursday Rant: The MINOADS Awards
This corpulent man who grows fatter daily on the sweat of the poor, is not content with people giving what they can afford. He wants to forc
Dele Sikuade
Nov 23, 20184 min read
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The bastard child of democracy
Call me a sceptic but I’m willing to bet that 99% of people who voted for Brexit argued among other things that it was to ‘bring back...
Dele Sikuade
Jun 13, 20183 min read
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The Friday Rant: How to tell if you're a geek
How to tell if you or someone you know is a geek or just a nerd.
Dele Sikuade
Jun 8, 20188 min read
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The Friday Rant: Are you tired of living in the average world?
Bob has an IQ of 140. This makes him very smart but not a genius. Jane, Peter and Paul have IQs of 100, 90 and 70 respectively. The...
Dele Sikuade
Jun 5, 20185 min read
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Monday Rant: Donald Trump's Secret Membership Application
Dear Donald,
Thank you for your application for membership of The League of Dastardly Dictators. I regret to inform you that having conside
Dele Sikuade
May 28, 20185 min read
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Why we'll have no second coming in Africa
In an outbreak of mass lunacy the people of Malawi have been killing people accused of being blood-sucking vampires. Malawi police are...
Dele Sikuade
May 27, 20185 min read
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The Friday Rant: The Olive Branch
Dear Bill, It’s been a while since we spoke and I’m sorry, I should have called or sent a text. I know you’ve been avoiding me because I...
Dele Sikuade
May 11, 20184 min read
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If only we could still see them
When I was a boy I imagined the world of the future. Nowhere in my imagination were the wars, the famine, the brutality and mindless...
Dele Sikuade
May 9, 20183 min read
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The Friday Rant: Modern-day generals too dumb to know there's supposed to be a point to war.
It was back in the early sixteenth century that Nicholas Machiavelli wrote The Prince. It was a guide to his employers, the Medici rulers...
Dele Sikuade
Mar 16, 20184 min read
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Men of god growing fat on the flock.
A wise friend said something to me that encapsulates the truth of so many who profit from religion. He said: 'Dele, if you believed in...
Dele Sikuade
Feb 19, 20181 min read
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And the poor shall eat the rich
Here’s a confident prediction for you – sooner or later people will notice the Emperor is butt naked, has twenty trillion plus in...
Dele Sikuade
Jan 22, 20184 min read
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Friday Rant - An antidote to the royal wedding
So we have another Royal Wedding. Yaay! While I admire Harry and assume he’s made an excellent choice of bride, I now have to make space...
Dele Sikuade
Dec 1, 20178 min read
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Stop messing with my mind!
The phone rings and for one of a dozen reasons I can’t take the call. I hit the kill button (as I call it) and divert to voicemail. Five...
Dele Sikuade
Nov 17, 20176 min read
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Michael Gove speaks - the Lizard Lord returneth
Michael Gove, a man whose face looks like a deflated balloon you’d find behind the sofa six weeks after a kiddie party, went on the...
Dele Sikuade
Nov 13, 20174 min read
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