Dele SikuadeApr 25, 20205 minLockdown is a lie. So is the end of it.Boris shut nothing. If he announced the reopening of pubs and restaurants, and a festival to celebrate the end of lockdown, we’d ignore him
Dele SikuadeApr 18, 20208 minAn alternative for the conspiracy theorists of the COVID-19 ageI was moved to write this post because I woke up and realised that conspiracy theorists are as much a category of people as any other....
Dele SikuadeNov 23, 20183 minThe Thursday Rant: The Minoads AwardsThis week’s award goes to John Allen Chau, who thought it was his duty to preach about a magic Jewish prophet to the Sentinelese people, a p
Dele SikuadeNov 23, 20184 minThe Thursday Rant: The MINOADS AwardsThis corpulent man who grows fatter daily on the sweat of the poor, is not content with people giving what they can afford. He wants to forc
Dele SikuadeJun 13, 20183 minThe bastard child of democracyCall me a sceptic but I’m willing to bet that 99% of people who voted for Brexit argued among other things that it was to ‘bring back...
Dele SikuadeJun 8, 20188 minThe Friday Rant: How to tell if you're a geekHow to tell if you or someone you know is a geek or just a nerd.
Dele SikuadeJun 5, 20185 minThe Friday Rant: Are you tired of living in the average world?Bob has an IQ of 140. This makes him very smart but not a genius. Jane, Peter and Paul have IQs of 100, 90 and 70 respectively. The...
Dele SikuadeMay 28, 20185 minMonday Rant: Donald Trump's Secret Membership ApplicationDear Donald, Thank you for your application for membership of The League of Dastardly Dictators. I regret to inform you that having conside
Dele SikuadeMay 27, 20185 minWhy we'll have no second coming in AfricaIn an outbreak of mass lunacy the people of Malawi have been killing people accused of being blood-sucking vampires. Malawi police are...
Dele SikuadeMay 11, 20184 minThe Friday Rant: The Olive BranchDear Bill, It’s been a while since we spoke and I’m sorry, I should have called or sent a text. I know you’ve been avoiding me because I...
Dele SikuadeMay 9, 20183 minIf only we could still see themWhen I was a boy I imagined the world of the future. Nowhere in my imagination were the wars, the famine, the brutality and mindless...
Dele SikuadeMar 16, 20184 minThe Friday Rant: Modern-day generals too dumb to know there's supposed to be a point to war.It was back in the early sixteenth century that Nicholas Machiavelli wrote The Prince. It was a guide to his employers, the Medici rulers...
Dele SikuadeFeb 19, 20181 minMen of god growing fat on the flock.A wise friend said something to me that encapsulates the truth of so many who profit from religion. He said: 'Dele, if you believed in...
Dele SikuadeJan 22, 20184 minAnd the poor shall eat the richHere’s a confident prediction for you – sooner or later people will notice the Emperor is butt naked, has twenty trillion plus in...
Dele SikuadeDec 1, 20178 minFriday Rant - An antidote to the royal weddingSo we have another Royal Wedding. Yaay! While I admire Harry and assume he’s made an excellent choice of bride, I now have to make space...
Dele SikuadeNov 17, 20176 minStop messing with my mind!The phone rings and for one of a dozen reasons I can’t take the call. I hit the kill button (as I call it) and divert to voicemail. Five...
Dele SikuadeNov 13, 20174 minMichael Gove speaks - the Lizard Lord returnethMichael Gove, a man whose face looks like a deflated balloon you’d find behind the sofa six weeks after a kiddie party, went on the...
Dele SikuadeNov 3, 20176 minIt's official - Tillerson is dumber than a bag of hammersDonald Trump’s recent assertion - that he had a higher IQ than Secretary of State Rex Tillerson - got one group of software developers...
Dele SikuadeOct 7, 20175 minMay is taking bad boy Boris with herTheresa May is too smart to sack Boris. She's taking him down with her.
Dele SikuadeOct 4, 20177 minHow to explain the N. Korean crisis to kidsOnce upon a time there was a school bully called Donny. Born rich, and not bad looking, he epitomised the saying that the good Lord...
