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Lockdown is a lie. So is the end of it.

Boris shut nothing. If he announced the reopening of pubs and restaurants, and a festival to celebrate the end of lockdown, we’d ignore him

The Thursday Rant: The Minoads Awards

This week’s award goes to John Allen Chau, who thought it was his duty to preach about a magic Jewish prophet to the Sentinelese people, a p

The Thursday Rant: The MINOADS Awards

This corpulent man who grows fatter daily on the sweat of the poor, is not content with people giving what they can afford. He wants to forc

The bastard child of democracy

Call me a sceptic but I’m willing to bet that 99% of people who voted for Brexit argued among other things that it was to ‘bring back...

The Friday Rant: The Olive Branch

Dear Bill, It’s been a while since we spoke and I’m sorry, I should have called or sent a text. I know you’ve been avoiding me because I...

If only we could still see them

When I was a boy I imagined the world of the future. Nowhere in my imagination were the wars, the famine, the brutality and mindless...

Men of god growing fat on the flock.

A wise friend said something to me that encapsulates the truth of so many who profit from religion. He said: 'Dele, if you believed in...

And the poor shall eat the rich

Here’s a confident prediction for you – sooner or later people will notice the Emperor is butt naked, has twenty trillion plus in...

Stop messing with my mind!

The phone rings and for one of a dozen reasons I can’t take the call. I hit the kill button (as I call it) and divert to voicemail. Five...