Short Stories and Political Satire

Dear Donald, Thank you for your application for membership of The League of Dastardly Dictators. I regret to inform you that having conside

Theresa May is too smart to sack Boris. She's taking him down with her.

Once upon a time there was a school bully called Donny. Born rich, and not bad looking, he epitomised the saying that the good Lord giveth, and the good Lord taketh away, because Donny had less sense than he was born with and a mouth that could make a lie just by opening. As his nanny would say: ‘catch dat boy with a biscuit in his mouth, and him gonna swallow an’ deny it.’ If Donny hadn’t been such an awful child one might have felt sorry for a poor little rich boy with tiny